After Sanskrit Week, It’s Time for Arabic Week in CBSE Schools!

There was so much near Sanskrit Week in the schools off late, that there were many jokes and pun made on students and their plight during those days. This article beneath is purely a work of fiction, whatever resemblance to anything to do with the Sanskrit week is intended for just pure fun!

Couple of weeks before, Central Board of Secondary Education appear ‘Sanskrit Week’ for all schools in Republic of india in the 2nd calendar week of August 2014. In that ‘Sanskrit Week’ students from all schools across India should spend some time to memorise unrecognizable verses in Sanskrit and to write Hindi lines ending with ‘aha’ thereby bypassing it as Sanskrit verses.

There was heavy opposition from regional political party leaders. They saw it as forceful imposition of Sanskrit and thereby Hinduism into the students. Leading news channels were shouting over the height of their phonation that this is suppression of not- Hindu religions in India. And so while at that place were no more murmurs over this week, so CBSE had appear ‘Arabic Week’, hence replacing the ‘Sanskrit Week’ in the period of Baronial 7- 14.

Immediately after the annunciation, there were celebrations across many of the major cities. Many Secular parties and regional parties distributed sweets and were dancing in elation. Welcoming the announcement, ‘Only Kannada’ motility leader Ussappa, commented, â€Å"What a skillful move past the BJP! Every person in this earth should learn Arabic, which too is a beautiful language. Knowledge of that linguistic communication opens all the dimensions hidden inside the brain and makes a person ascension above all the ignorance. So we urge Kannadigas to learn Arabic and use it alongside or even replace Kannada language at present. Though, we will vehemently oppose imposition of Sanskrit and Hindi upon us.”

Kilavan, the Tamil leader, was seen partying with his party members outside his party office. An overjoyed Kilavan explained, â€Å"Arabic was the linguistic communication spoken in Republic of india before RSS came. They hid Sanskrit parchments purposely and sent archaeologists to those areas and thereby falsely proving to people that Sanskrit was spoken in India. So we will agitate against Sanskrit and Hindi imposition on usa.” Even Kerala regime expressed happiness over this proclamation and asked for extension of this Arabic Week for 52 weeks every twelvemonth.

Trinamool Congress has requested that Arabic be fabricated Official linguistic communication of India replacing Hindi. And so Indians tin hands talk with neighbouring Pakistan and Afghanistan. They said, â€Å"If Arabic is one of the official language of United Nations and if Bharat is part of that United nations, so doesn’t it hateful indirectly that Standard arabic can be official language of India too? Then why are they forcing Hindi and Sanskrit on usa?”

Posters similar the one below were pasted in School noticeboards beyond Republic of india for â€Å"Arabic Week”-wqw

Many intellectuals are already racing to enlist themselves in one of these schools as ‘old’ students and so that they tin can larn Arabic and highlight their secular credentials. As it is Correct- to- Left oriented language, scientists expressed their happiness that introducing Arabic reading and writing into school curriculum will allow the unused portion of brain in students to be used.

In the meantime, Arnab Goswami continued his #DesigntoPolarise series in his NewsHour with a debate topic – â€Å"BY TERMING It Every bit ‘ARABIC WEAK’, IS INDIA HURTING THE SENTIMENTS OF MUSLIMS?”